Three-Sharpie day?

When it comes to my own hounding productivity, it's a great day any time I score at least 50 autographs. One hundred autographs? Only once.

How do you describe it, then, when you snag 206 autographs in a day? Awesome? Impressive? Frightening? I'm at a loss for the perfect word.

You'll just have to ask Brett, a Hockey Bay hound who also hits the diamonds every season, including the Florida State League's All-Star Game festivities in Fort Myers. He filed his report with Baseball Mondays.